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DJ Useo
13-12-2006, 08:51 AM
Modern times have inspired Santa to put out his own adult calendar!
Shield your eyes!

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Does anyone have a better Christmas pin-up to help erase this abomination from my retinas?
maxmix
14-12-2006, 08:47 AM
Mate, you have given my kids nightmares <!-- s:shock: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" title="Shocked" /><!-- s:shock: --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
Toss
14-12-2006, 12:25 PM
I worry...so much when Dave post's pictures on naked men!!! <!-- s:shock: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" title="Shocked" /><!-- s:shock: -->
maxmix
14-12-2006, 02:23 PM
I've gotta admit i'm slightly worried as well <!-- s:? --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_confused.gif" alt="Confused" title="Confused" /><!-- s:? -->
DJ Useo
14-12-2006, 09:51 PM
I was hoping y'all'd post some acceptable version of a sexy santa,like...

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Don't let me down.I have high expectations.
maxmix
15-12-2006, 09:17 AM
Now [size=18:f3739][b:f3739]THAT's MY [/b:f3739][/size:f3739]kind of Santa <!-- s:shock: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" title="Shocked" /><!-- s:shock: -->
Paul Ramone
15-12-2006, 07:58 PM
Im praying she's in my stocking on xmas morn <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->
maxmix
15-12-2006, 08:34 PM
You and me both Brother <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s8) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_cool.gif" alt="Cool" title="Cool" /><!-- s8) -->
Toss
15-12-2006, 09:04 PM
I'm more than happy with what I wake up with XMAS morn so I will let you two fight over her <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->
maxmix
16-12-2006, 12:27 PM
Well..... my missus might nor appreciate me bringing Mrs Santa home, so I'll let Paul Have her...

After I tell her what I want for Christmas <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
Toss
16-12-2006, 12:53 PM
Blow up sheep?
DJ Useo
17-12-2006, 06:33 AM
Haha! Youse mugs are crazy!
Blow up sheep! There ain't no such thing!

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I stand corrected!

But there ain't no such thing as blow up monk...


Oh crap!

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I guess if it moves than someone will want a blow up version of it!

But not trees,I hope.Man/Tree sex is just wrong!
maxmix
18-12-2006, 06:03 PM
Blow up version of a Monkey <!-- s:shock: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" title="Shocked" /><!-- s:shock: --> Lots quiet attractive though <!-- s:oops: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_redface.gif" alt="Embarassed" title="Embarassed" /><!-- s:oops: --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: -->
DJ Useo
19-12-2006, 06:47 AM
More popular this time of year is the blow up Santa.Over here people put these in their front yards,so consequently,there's plenty of arrests for public indecency!

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maxmix
19-12-2006, 09:24 AM
Well.... i dont think i'll show that to my kids <!-- s:shock: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" title="Shocked" /><!-- s:shock: --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
DJ Useo
19-12-2006, 08:28 PM
I remember back when Santa was a-sexual.

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You have Genitals!
No I don't!
Yes,you have genitals!!
No I don't!
I'm a snowman &amp; even I have snowballs!
No you don't!
maxmix
19-12-2006, 08:41 PM
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DJ Useo
20-12-2006, 03:03 AM
I find it a strange thing that the Santa image is that of a lusty,vital individual seething with potent hormonal secretions.
Must be the red suit?

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Toss
20-12-2006, 09:10 AM
That reminds me of our XMAS office party... I must shut up before I drop myself in it <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) -->
maxmix
20-12-2006, 03:26 PM
NO, keep on saying what you are saying <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
Toss
20-12-2006, 07:11 PM
But but but...

ok

......

A similar incident got pictured of me and a freelance administrator in a small Mrs santa skirt.... thats in a passworded zip file so the bit on the side doesn't see it lol
maxmix
20-12-2006, 08:59 PM
Ah mate, that's what office partys are for-What the missus's dont know doesnt hurt them <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
DJ Useo
21-12-2006, 09:38 AM
Oww! Cut it out you guys! Every time you say something like that Dj Petrushka whacks me upside the head!
Toss
21-12-2006, 09:47 AM
It's true though... You can never predict what will happen at a works Christmas party... So it's always good to say it was boring and you talked about work, then no ones interested <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->
maxmix
21-12-2006, 08:40 PM
Dead right mate <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: -->
DJ Useo
21-12-2006, 09:13 PM
When I was single I went to a costume party dressed as Ziggy Stardust.
The ladies were mightily interested &amp; I was engaged in much lothario behaviour that evening! Did you know some of them kiss with tongues!?
maxmix
22-12-2006, 08:26 AM
[size=24:e768a]NO[/size:e768a], never <!-- s:shock: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" title="Shocked" /><!-- s:shock: -->
Dj Petrushka
22-12-2006, 09:03 AM
Ok, no hitting...besides, I myself have been to an office party <!-- s:oops: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_redface.gif" alt="Embarassed" title="Embarassed" /><!-- s:oops: -->
you men are not the only ones that have interludes--hopefully Dj Useo won't be hitting me upside the head <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: -->

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maxmix
22-12-2006, 01:21 PM
Where exactly is that shop, and how long are the Santa babes going to be there? <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->
DJ Useo
23-12-2006, 07:20 AM
I will hit anyone upside the head who gets between me &amp; those shop attendants.
maxmix
23-12-2006, 07:24 PM
Me tooo mate, now tell me where that blinik' store is <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
DJ Useo
24-12-2006, 07:53 AM
It's the record store at Playboy mansion!

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With the everlucky Hef!

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Dj Petrushka
24-12-2006, 11:04 AM
You call that lucky? I call that a very expensive jewelry and lingerie bill.

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maxmix
24-12-2006, 11:32 AM
Now, how far is this mansion from your place and can i come visit you?
DJ Useo
25-12-2006, 09:40 AM
An idea worth investigating!
Dj Petrushka
25-12-2006, 03:17 PM
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